This is Samwise.
Samwise is kind and makes people happy.
Samwise has chill.
Be like Samwise.
This is Gollum.
Gollum is corrupt and bites people's fingers off.
Gollum has no chill.
Don't be like Gollum.
This is Frodo.
Frodo does what he can to help out the community.
Frodo has chill.
Be like Frodo.
This is Demon Bilbo.
Demon Bilbo scares the everloving shit out of family members.
Demon Bilbo has no chill.
Don't ever be like Demon Bilbo.